Capturing Castles

Dear, Pizza delivery dude

Last time I ordered a pizza from you, you felt the need to ask me how my night was going… I responded something like this:

“It is 10:30, I am drunk, and about to stuff my face with greasy pizza. Obviously I am doing well. Now please leave my stoop until such a time as I summon you again.” 

Please do not make the same mistake tonight, or I shall be forced to mock you until tears flow from your bloodshot eyes.

         -Sincerely (kind of), Zachary. 

whiskymonamour:

 

readingfreak:

wild—nothings:

DAPHNE

Reblogging again because, PARTY CAT!

(via theladycorsair)

mechromance:

kurtiswiebe:

How to Be Successful at Courting 101 with Violet!
The first in a series of weekly Rat Queens webcomics going live every Wednesday until September. 

omg

Perfect.

mechromance:

kurtiswiebe:

How to Be Successful at Courting 101 with Violet!

The first in a series of weekly Rat Queens webcomics going live every Wednesday until September. 

omg

Perfect.

(via nudityandnerdery)

overacts:

i actually love this so much

overacts:

i actually love this so much

(via stingrayyyy)

detention:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%
I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

detention:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

(Source: pickapoison, via capt-spacedick)

Yep

Yep

mallobee:

Gonna punch you all over!

mallobee:

Gonna punch you all over!

(Source: charmaineolivia)

neil-gaiman:

luminarystudies:

In Onahama following the catastrophic earthquake that happened two years ago the Okurie project was launched. The project had a goal of painting murals on buildings which were scheduled to be demolished because of the earthquake.”

-Creative Greed

Except that it looks rather reminiscent of bloody handprints in a zombie film… Some kind of interesting beautiful horror.

Beautiful…